Why is it a rule of dating you ask?
Cos if you can explain this one to your man, he’ll know you’re marriage material!
Ok. Imagine you’re standing in the queue at Aldo, second
from the front.
There’s a brand new pair of… I don’t know, red heels? And
they’re 80% off. Of course, being a woman, you don’t need these shoes, so
naturally, you MUST HAVE THEM.
The trouble is, the lady in front of you in the queue also
doesn’t need these shoes, but like you, she too has an unexplainable urge to
have them.
You’ve both left your credit cards at home and without it
you cannot attain your goal! Your friend at the back of the queue sees you
eyeing these red heels and knows exactly what’s up! You both know that it would
be kinda rude of you to cut in front of the queue and grab those heels unless
you have the money. Your friend throws her credit card at you and while its still
in flight, you slip around the girl in front, catch the card and grab the
shoes!
BUT, until the credit card has actually left your friends
hand, it would be wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper because
then you’d be OFFSIDE!
…And that’s the last time we talk about red high heels on
this site.
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